January 15, 2013
Happy Strawberry Ice Cream Day
Now….every sensibility, every bone in my person, every bit of belly button lint that I have ever known rejects the idea of putting strawberry ice cream into my mouth, melting, and swallowing. Something about combining creamy with fruity, just doesn’t sit well with me. It inspires me to attach little signs to my spoons in protest. Today, however, I made a slight exception. I consumed exactly three spoons full of the stuff.,. slightly against my will. It was ok…. no protest…. no angry words….no wild gestures. I was civilized and respected the day. It’s official, it didn’t kill me….and I am I much stronger…I assure you. This is success indeed.
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