February 26, 2013
Happy Tell A Fairy Tale Day
Once upon a time, there was a tortoise named Ned. Ned was a
silly creature who never wore his shirt. One day as he stuck is feet out of his
shell he yelped, “Me thinks perchance I shall wear my shirt today!” When Ned
put on his shirt, much to his dismay, he realized his shirt was no shirt at all….
but a mailbox.
The End.
And the moral of the story is: you should always be careful
when wearing rings and eating steak…unless it’s on a Tuesday, for that is
acceptable.

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