February 21, 2013
Happy Mother Language Day
“Mother Language Day?! What the hoot! I wish I could speak a
click language, but unfortunately all I have is nappy English. I don’t want to speak
English….maybe…maybe…I’ll channel my cavemother language and grunt. I feel I’d
be quite a good grunter. No…grunting will never do….far too throaty. I fear I
would strain myself. Perchance, I will speak the language I spoke when I was IN
my mother…..silence…..I could that…..NAY! I danced! That shall be my mother
language. I shall dance. I have rehearsal tonight anyways so that works out. I
didn’t realize this pizza was so large…I might barf up my life here any
moment!”
You have just witnessed an excerpt from my life, whilst I
was sitting with Kate The Great eating the most enormous pizza pie I’ve ever
eaten prior to my dance rehearsal…. a decision I still regret….it was too much
pizza…although…very delicious.
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