February 19, 2013
Happy Chocolate Mint Day
When I found out what today was I was anti-happy. I’m not a
minty person. I feel mint should stay friends with toothpastes and breath
aids….NOT chocolate. Someone approached me with a bowl of putrid green ice
cream…. I shrieked for three seconds longer than I should have…. eyes
wide….head convulsing….arms propelling (please note the length of my arms….the
are quite long) , and I scampered! I scampered away! I scampered to a corner
and knitted a hankie with which to cover my head in fear No…that was a lie I
just told you. This is what really happened.
Someone set a bowl of
mint ice cream down in front of me on the table. I pursed my lips…looked
left…looked right…slopped my spoon into the goo and ate it in its entirety.
No that was a lie too! I rifled around in my purse and ate a
linty chocolate mint from Olive Garden. Thanks Olive Garden. Now Kate, aren’t
you glad I didn’t eat that stinkin mint when you ordered me to? If I had, I
would not have been able to celebrate today.
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